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Signs That She Is On To You
Cheating Affair Joke
Male infidelity - Signs that she is on to you. Can you say busted? If you start noticing any of these signs it's safe to assume the gig is up.
Cheating – Signs That She Is On To You
1. Your food starts tasting like laxatives.
2. Your underwear has been dusted with itching powder.
3. All of your mail has been forwarded to Nigeria.
4. The stuffing in your pillow has been replaced with stale potato chips.
5. Your best pair of shoes have been filled with Vaseline.
6. The ringtone on your cell phone now plays taps.
7. You try to get up from the toilet only to realize you are now at one with it.
8. The money that was in your wallet has been replaced with play money.
9. You are the topic at Sunday’s Sermon.
10. The neighbor man is mowing his lawn with your prize garden tractor.
11. You arrive early at your secret meeting place only to find your mother-in-law there waiting for you.
12. Your lover can’t meet you because she is too tired. She’s been cleaning your house, running your errands, and last but not least your wife has her cooking your supper and babysitting your kids.
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