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How I Lost 50 Pounds In 2 Hours!
We've all seen the commercials and read the advertisements on how to lose weight without any effort at all and in no time at all! Well, here's a joke on how to lose 50 pounds in 2 hours or less!
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I lost 50 lbs. in 2 hours!!!
It was time for me to renew my driver's license. I walked into the license branch and picked my number out of the machine that was standing by the entrance then walked over to take a seat and wait my turn. They were calling number 72 so I looked down at my ticket and noticed I was number 127.
It looked like I was going to be there for the long haul so I looked around the room and noticed a shiny tv on the wall and figured this won't be so bad of a wait until I realized the movie playing was on safe driving habits. After watching the movie for an hour I figured I was entitled to receive some sort of reward or certificate acknowledging me as a safe driver.
A couple hours later they called my number and I rushed up to the counter. I provided proof of my name, address, and phone number then they asked me to walk over and have my picture taken. After they took my picture they asked me to update the information on my license.
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Old License:
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 170 lbs.
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New License:
Hair Color: Blonde (New highlights)
Eye Color: Blue (New colored contacts)
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 120 lbs. (That's what I weigh in chat rooms)
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Where else can you lose 50 lbs. in 2 hours or less?
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